im having a threesome with these popsicles
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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