I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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