I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I would ride that face into the sunset
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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