During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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