Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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