Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I look better un-naked...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Drake has all the answers
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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