Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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