Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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