dude i'm inner monologue high
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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