Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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