i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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