I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she looked like the before picture.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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