i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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