A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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