I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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