forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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