Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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