i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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