Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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