if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
ugly people sure do ruin things
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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