I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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