Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
she smelled like a LAN party
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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