im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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