I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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