Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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