16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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