tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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