doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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