I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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