maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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