That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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