hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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