Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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