The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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