pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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