craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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