I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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