i just google imaged poop.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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