My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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