if i can run in heels then i can drive
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
wow bdsm is so cute
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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