i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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