I want to stick my p in your. b.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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