apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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