Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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