you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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