Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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