I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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