He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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