i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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