just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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